CASE FILE #CAKE · STATUS: AT LARGE · MOOD: EXTREMELY HAPPY

CAKE CATwho gave him this?

CA: 12kQB4WCZj1Kr61maq4M1APGSa4ynrjTmYUWWPhppump
BUY $CAKE CHART
SCORE 0
MCAP $0
COMBO x1
TIME 45
SOUND: ON
THE CAKE CAT SHOOTING RANGE

PROTECT
THE CAKE.

45 seconds. Tap or click to shoot. Bears, FUD, red candles, paper hands and rug pullers are coming for the cake.

SHOOT: BEARS · FUD · RED CANDLES · RUGSGOLD CANDLE = x2DON'T SHOOT THE CAKE
BEST SCORE (this device): 0 Shot the cake by accident? Everyone does it once. Cake Cat never forgets.

THE CASE FILE

SUSPECT #001he's smiling in the mugshot
Cake Cat standing in a bob wig, holding a toy gun
– 40cm– 30cm– 20cm– 10cm
CAKE CATSOLANA PD · 0001 · $CAKE
AT LARGE
Name
Cake Cat
Ticker
$CAKE
Known for
Bob wig. Fangs. Unreasonable confidence.
Weapon
Unknown. Possibly a toy. Nobody checked.
Last seen
On a concert stage in front of a green chart
Motive
Someone touched the cake.

An orange street cat with a bob haircut walked out of a garage holding something he should not be holding. Nobody knows who gave it to him. Ten minutes later he had a crew, a penthouse and a trading desk with six monitors, all green.

Cake Cat has one rule: nobody touches the cake. Paper hands touched the cake. Bears touched the cake. The rug pullers touched the cake. They are no longer in the chat.

$CAKE is the coin for everyone who looked at this cat and smiled before they could stop themselves. No roadmap promises, no fake partnerships. One cat, one cake, one very loud community.

EVIDENCE BOARD

20 EXHIBITS RECOVEREDclick a photo

THE RAP SHEET

TOKENOMICS · ALL CHARGES
COUNT 1 · TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000

One billion $CAKE. Not one slice more, ever.

COUNT 2 · TAX0 / 0

Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. Cake Cat robs bears, not holders.

COUNT 3 · LIQUIDITYBURNED

The getaway car was set on fire. Nobody is leaving with the LP.

COUNT 4 · MINT AUTHORITYREVOKED

No secret ovens. No new cake gets baked.

COUNT 5 · CHAINSOLANA

Fast, cheap, and loud. Same as the cat.

COUNT 6 · TEAM WALLET0%

Fair launch. The cake belongs to the gang.

VERDICT: SEND ITCheck it live on DexScreener. Official CA: 12kQB4WCZj1Kr61maq4M1APGSa4ynrjTmYUWWPhppump

THE HEIST PLAN

ROADMAPstep 1 already in progress
PHASE 1 · NOW

GRAB THE CAKE

  • Fair launch on Solana
  • Website, X and Telegram live
  • Shooting range open to the public
  • First 1,000 gang members
PHASE 2

BUILD THE CREW

  • Meme raids every day
  • DexScreener profile and trending push
  • Shooting range leaderboard prizes
  • CoinGecko and CMC listings
PHASE 3

TAKE THE CITY

  • Billboard campaign (yes, really)
  • Influencer squad joins the gang
  • Cake Cat sticker packs
  • 10,000 holders
PHASE 4

ONLY GREEN CANDLES

  • CEX conversations
  • Cake Cat mini-game season 2
  • Real cake. Real party. Real chaos.
  • Nobody touches the cake. Ever.

THE GETAWAY

HOW TO BUY $CAKE
  1. 1

    GET A WALLET

    Download Phantom or Solflare from the official site or app store.

  2. 2

    LOAD UP ON SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 3

    PASTE THE CA

    Copy the official $CAKE contract with the COPY button at the top of this page. It ends in …pump.

  4. 4

    SWAP AND HOLD

    Swap SOL for $CAKE on pump.fun, Jupiter or Raydium. Then guard the cake.

  5. BUY $CAKEDEXSCREENER

JOIN
THE GANG.

The squad found Cake Cat. Now the squad is finding you. Memes, raids, range scores and the CA the second it drops.

Click to interrogate.
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